Christian comes home from school one days and says, "mom, I pooped on the pot at school today!" Hmmm, random but that was his STORY. No more details. . .a few days later I get this from his teacher. . . . .
Oooooh K! It's taken me three days to have the time to message you... About your son making my top ten funniest stories list the other day... AFTER scaring me to death!!! After lunch, he always gets his pill. At around 12:00 we were taking a test (they come in from recess at 11:45). I realized he wasn't there!! But then thought... He must've went for his pill without asking. As I was about to call the nurse (12:10ish), she called me looking for him because he never came for his pill!!! Can I tell you I flipped out and started panicking!! We immediately did a bathroom check and there he was... Well his chucks were dangling at the middle stall in the bathroom I stressfully asked him why he just went potty without asking me and he said "I did ask a teacher!" Meanwhile, you could tell he had taken a pretty good #2 and I was concerned he may have had an accident because he was answering kind of oddly. So I asked him who he asked and he said "a recess teacher"... If you're doing your math right now, that means he was in the bathroom for over 20-25 minutes!!!! I was trying to stress how long he was in there and that it was way too long! I asked if he felt sick and he kept acting funny... And wouldn't come out? So I got Mr. Dayley so a male could go in and check on him. He talked with him too and I stood at the doorway of the bathroom. After getting nowhere, mr Dayley told him to get off of the toilet and wipe. And Christian Just looks at him and says "I can't"... Me Dayley says "what do you mean you can't??" And he says "cause I'm stuck..." At this point my jaw dropped... Christian was literally stuck in the toilet seat! Mr Dayley had to pull him out of the toilet!! Once he was out Christian goes "thanks and giggles"
He cleaned up and came back to class... And after my heart was back down in my chest instead of my throat... I realized how hilarious the story was! Your Son... IS HYSTERICAL!! I asked him why he didn't yell for help and he never gave a straight answer... And he didn't seem the least bit upset son I think he may have been working on his #2 for awhile...
Thank you for sharing him with me... He keeps me on my toes! Cracks me up!!!
Hope this brought you a chuckle tonight!!
Oooooh K! It's taken me three days to have the time to message you... About your son making my top ten funniest stories list the other day... AFTER scaring me to death!!! After lunch, he always gets his pill. At around 12:00 we were taking a test (they come in from recess at 11:45). I realized he wasn't there!! But then thought... He must've went for his pill without asking. As I was about to call the nurse (12:10ish), she called me looking for him because he never came for his pill!!! Can I tell you I flipped out and started panicking!! We immediately did a bathroom check and there he was... Well his chucks were dangling at the middle stall in the bathroom I stressfully asked him why he just went potty without asking me and he said "I did ask a teacher!" Meanwhile, you could tell he had taken a pretty good #2 and I was concerned he may have had an accident because he was answering kind of oddly. So I asked him who he asked and he said "a recess teacher"... If you're doing your math right now, that means he was in the bathroom for over 20-25 minutes!!!! I was trying to stress how long he was in there and that it was way too long! I asked if he felt sick and he kept acting funny... And wouldn't come out? So I got Mr. Dayley so a male could go in and check on him. He talked with him too and I stood at the doorway of the bathroom. After getting nowhere, mr Dayley told him to get off of the toilet and wipe. And Christian Just looks at him and says "I can't"... Me Dayley says "what do you mean you can't??" And he says "cause I'm stuck..." At this point my jaw dropped... Christian was literally stuck in the toilet seat! Mr Dayley had to pull him out of the toilet!! Once he was out Christian goes "thanks and giggles"
He cleaned up and came back to class... And after my heart was back down in my chest instead of my throat... I realized how hilarious the story was! Your Son... IS HYSTERICAL!! I asked him why he didn't yell for help and he never gave a straight answer... And he didn't seem the least bit upset son I think he may have been working on his #2 for awhile...
Thank you for sharing him with me... He keeps me on my toes! Cracks me up!!!
Hope this brought you a chuckle tonight!!
:)
